To keep you in stitches...

A woman got a new job at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The boss quickly explained that she would be on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed into boxes and she'd have a very important job. They started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut it down because the new lady couldn't keep up, so the boss went to find out the problem. The woman had a heap of dolls waiting and was getting into quite a flap.  "I'm going as fast as I can!" she cried. The boss looked and saw that she was sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts onto each doll. The boss looked at her and it dawned..."Noooo" he laughed "I said to give each doll Two--Test--Tickles."